Dad's aren't like moms. They try their hardest and love their deepest, but it's not quite the same when Daddy is in charge. I've been sick all weekend and spent 2 full days in bed resting so Dad's been the boss.......
When Dad's in charge.....
time doesn't always work on the right baby schedule
messes tend to get bigger than the confined space allowed for the mess
too many snacks are consumed and not enough meals
diaper capacity is tested
poop ends up on shower floors because shaving takes too much time
t.v. limits are pushed way too much
nap time either goes way longer or way shorter
a plethora of dishes need to be cleaned at the day's end
playgrounds are visited frequently to break up the day
a lot of prayers of safety are said
toys find new homes in odd places
important items typically get misplaced
dinner is take out
other helpers are employed to keep the dad sane and help with the baby
baby falls asleep dirty and daddy falls asleep exhausted
So goes the days when Daddy is in charge of the house for a few days. Then when Mommy gets better, there's one big mess of a house to clean up and set straight. Thank God there's two of us to keep up with one of him :)
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